Immaculate Contraception (Poetry Form Twelve: Higgledy-Piggeldy)

This is a Higgledy-Piggledy, or Double-Dactyl. They are usually quite smutty.

Hurtle-y squirtle-y!
Darling, ejaculate
Into a condom or
Onto my chest

Anywhere, please, but my
Cervical opening!
Ours is a union too
Brief to be blessed!