The News In Poetry Day 54: Coalition Manifesto

No particular link today, just all the political UK based stories I read cited the UK Independence Party as the driving force behind a political decision.

We’ve got to gloss over these rape allegations
Why?
Because UKIP.
We’ve got to halt aid to developing nations
Why?
Because UKIP.
We’ve got to cave in to a vast corporation
Why?
Because UKIP.
And keep wages down, not in line with inflation
Why?
Because UKIP.

Why wait for election? It’s clear who’s in charge
The man with our balls in his grip is Farage.

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