The water’s dark and cold and deep
Who knows what creature there might sleep?
The water’s deep and dark and cold
If she’s alive, she must be old.
The water’s cold and deep and dark.
The truth, I fear, is far more stark.
The loch is long and wide and wet.
Nobody’s seen a monster yet.
The loch is wet and long and wide
And tourists flock to every side.
The loch is wide and wet and long.
Is fooling them for money wrong?
Tom Juniper Poetry 