10,000 Words Part 69: Steve

It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Adam was a simple soul, liked digging and strolling through the garden in all his glory, as Eve and Steve sighed longingly. Adam was cute and clueless. Eve and Steve (It was Eve and Steve, once) had tasted knowledge before the serpent showed up, but the Almighty, fixated on his project, didn’t care. Adam must be kept pure and innocent, a manchild in a playpen full of furry friends. It was Eve, Steve-spurned and serpent-abetted, who first tempted Adam to stray from Eden. Adam and Steve, well, their story came later.