Thanks to Julie Mayerson-Brown for the prompt.
“Let’s go to the safari park”, you said. “It’ll be fun”, you said.
So here we are then. Shame about the car.
Why did you hand the keys over like that? It was a baboon. What was it going to do, moon you? I can’t believe you fell for the old “loaded banana” trick.
Who knew baboons could drive though?
Well, sort of.
I hope they don’t charge us for the damage. That wall’s pretty trashed. So’s the car. And the baboons aren’t lasting long now the lions can get in.
All I can say is, I hope you’re satisfied.
Tom Juniper Poetry 