For a certain Labour leadership candidate with ties to Pfizer.
I’m a normal man
With a normal life
And my normal kids
And my normal wife
I get paid a lot
By a pharma giant
And the monthly cheques
Keep me quite compliant.
I’ve a normal house
On a normal street
And normal shoes
On my normal feet
I’m not gay and female
I’m not too old
I’m a normal man
Doing as I’m told
In a normal car
At a normal speed
With my normal pride
And my normal greed
I’m a normal man
And I spell distress
For the welfare state
And the NHS
I’m a normal man
With a normal wife.
You can say goodbye
To your normal life.