So, here we go again.
This year, poems for kids, based on questions asked by kids.
I’m hoping to develop my writing-for-children voice, so not so much smut and politics this year. Possibly. Possibly more, who knows?
If your kid asks you a funny or profound or mundane or just plain daft question, please do let me know in comments and I will try and make a poem out of it.
Today’s poem is for Finn, who asked “Is fruit the poop of trees?”
You know about poop
– That it’s not good to eat
(Unless you’re a bug
Who likes that sort of treat)
You know about fruit
And you know it tastes yummy
You wouldn’t put poop
From a tree in your tummy!
So fruit isn’t tree poop.
It’s… can you guess, maybe?
Well, fruit is the way
That a tree has a baby!
But trees don’t have babies
Like Mommy had you
They need help from the bees
And the animals, too:
The tree makes some flowers
That smell very sweet
And bees buzz around
To find something to eat
And from flower to flower
A thousand bees swarm
And the pollen gets mixed
And a new tree is born
But it’s only a seed
And it’s stuck to the twig!
So the tree wraps it up
And it starts to get big.
Some trees make apples
And some trees make peaches
But what is important
Is who the fruit reaches.
Maybe a horse
finds an apple to munch
Or a robin has 24
cherries for lunch
Or a kid just like you
eats a plum or a pear
But each fruit has a seed
With a new tree in there
If the seed is too big
We can throw it away
But some animals eat them
And that is ok
And the seed or the stone
Or the pit or the nut
Goes right through the body
And out of the butt!
We poop in the toilet
Where no trees are found
But an animal’s poop
Tends to land on the ground
And it’s soft and it’s warm
(When a poop first comes out)
Just right for a seed
To get ready to sprout!
So is fruit poop from trees?
Well, the answer is no;
But an animal’s poop
Can help baby trees grow!
Superb! Both fun(ny) and educative. I aim to read all 100! Not in one day though 🙂
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