#100poeticanswers 2: Do Bears Wear Shoes?

Continuing my series of poems answering questions asked by children.

I’m happy to take questions that people who are currently adults asked as children, although corroboration from a parent is appreciated.

In this case, the question was relayed to me by Shonaleigh, but was actually asked well over a decade ago by her son, Izz. I am glad to lay this long-standing mystery to rest.

All bears go barefoot in the woods.

If you had bear feet, you would too:

With fur, and soles as tough as boots,

And big sharp claws, who needs a shoe?

Your feet are soft; you have no claws

So socks and shoes you’d better wear

Do not go barefoot out of doors

(Unless, of course, you are a bear.)

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