Today’s somewhat confusing query comes from Elffin, who hoped to solve a snack shortage through parental time travel.
The snacks from next Tuesday
Are ever so tasty
But if you want to eat them
Well, don’t be too hasty
To your time travel whims
I would willingly cater
But if you eat them now
Then what will you eat later?
Such woe will be found
And such hunger you’ll meet
When next Tuesday comes round
And there’s nothing to eat!