My friend Surzy’s nephew made this lateral leap, after hearing that bullies only torment people they are jealous of. He may have a point.
I can practically fly;
Can’t you see how I climb?
I can’t understand why
You’d imagine that I’m
At all jealous of those
Little feathery twits
I could fly if I chose
But I don’t choose. And it’s
Quite insulting at best
That you’d think that I’d care
That those chattering pests
Like to glide in the air
When if anything I
Am the one who should gloat
Cause the birdies can’t fly
With my teeth in their throat.