Thanks to @bethanAngharad on twitter for this one from her kid.
A trollop’s a big troll
A trolley’a a littlun
A trough’s where they eat
(They like chocolates and chitlin’s)
Elvis is a male elf
Elvira’s a female.
They’re quite technophobic
And never send emails
A sprite is a fairy
A fanta’s a ghost
7-up is the minimum
Of Snow White’s hosts
Universe is the name
Of the unicorn nation
A unique is a cheap
Unicorn imitation
Some words can have meanings
I do not extol
So yes dear. A trollop’s
A very big troll.
Tom Juniper Poetry 