A question asked of Jen, a teaching assistant friend. Teaching assistants are awesome.
Also, my autocorrect now hates me.
Probly Dokter Jonsen
Iz famusest ov orl
Hee roat a dicshunerry
An tryed too maek teh corl
Shood hicup bee spellt “hiccup”
Aw shud itt bee “hiccough”?
Sum spelings doo nott maek mutch sence
Butt docter J sed “tuff”.
Itts gud too hav gud speling
Becos itt hellps yu cee
Wot peeple meen wen riting
Iz itt pea or pee or P?
Butt thoe itt iz emportent,
Ay reely mussed convay:
Itt izzunt hou yu spel thatt cownts
Az mutch az wot yuo sey.
Tom Juniper Poetry 