Based on a certain chapter in Ben Goldacre’s book Bad Science, and revelations contained therein about a certain ersatz doctor’s claims about food.
Contains swears.
I’ve heard that if you eat a seed
Your body gets the benefit
Of everything that seed could be
All of the nutrients can fit
Inside that little tiny shell.
And it’s as if you ate a tree
I can’t imagine feeling well
If that happened inside of me.
I read somewhere that leafy greens,
Because of all the chlorophyll,
Oxygenate your blood. It seems
To me that I would feel quite ill
If when I ate a plate of kale
The sunlight could get right inside
My healthy eating kick would fail
If every time I ate I died.
Ms G McKeith’s a lying cunt
So just eat what the fuck you want
Tom Juniper Poetry 