#100sciencepoems 41: Whoever Named The Planets Was An Arsehole.

I’ve just noticed something odd:

Mercury, Venus, Mars and Jupiter,

Saturn, Neptune and Pluto

Are all famous Roman Gods.

There’s one whose namesake is unique:

Uranus, he’s Greek.

A primitive, primal sky-god…

Not one of the more famous

Members of the pantheon.

And his Roman equivalent, Caelus

Is a name that trips perfectly well off the tongue

So what I want to know is why

Would you name a planet after

An obscure god of the sky,

In a different language altogether,

Unless you just wanted every scientist ever

To have to keep saying “Uranus”

Forever?

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