#100possiblesongs 11: Everything Is Going To Be Fine

Well, this came out dark.

I’m going to survive

Cause I can read the signs

When everything gets bad

I will be ready.

I am going to be fine.

When Brexit hits, supply lines will be hit, we know that’s true

But I will be OK, I’ve got home remedies to brew!

I’m learning herbal medicine, who needs the NHS?

I’ll brew lavender tinctures to take care of all the stress.

And sure, my friends who need strong medication to survive

Well they might be in anguish and they might not be alive

But we’ll be taking back control, there’s no reason to whine

And everything is going to be fine.

I’m going to survive

Cause I can read the signs

When everything gets bad

I will be ready.

I am going to be fine.

And when the infrastructure and the government are gone

Utopia! That’s really what we wanted all along

Those meddling politicians just made things worse, we were such fools.

To think we needed public transport, hospitals and schools.

The kids will learn the skills they need to make their way in life.

How to stay warm with a campfire, gut a rabbit with a knife.

They’ll never have to think of university deadlines!

And everything is going to be fine.

I’m going to survive

Cause I can read the signs

When everything gets bad

I will be ready.

I am going to be fine.

I’ve got a massive stockpile of canned European food

like anchovies and sauerkraut, the things that taste so good.

I’ve got them in the cellar with my barrels of fresh water

I’ve got a permit and a gun, just like I think you oughta.

Cause there’s gonna be some looting when society collapses

And we are gonna have to fight to look after our patches

You must be crazy if you think I won’t protect what’s mine

And everything is going to be fine.

I’m going to survive

Cause I can read the signs

When everything gets bad

I will be ready.

I am going to be fine.

If my predictions are correct, there’ll be some kind of plague

With vaccines running short and sanitation getting vague

But with projected food shortages perhaps it’s not so bad

If there’s fewer of us here to share the food that can be had.

We’ll be a stronger nation, to deny it is absurd

We can only get more powerful by thinning out the herd

The fewer of us left, well hey, the more of us can dine

And everything is going to be fine.

I’m going to survive

Cause I can read the signs

When everything gets bad

I will be ready.

I am going to be fine.

And sitting in my bunker I will drink my final beer

And myself I never will succumb to Project Fear

We are a stronger nation now. These changes are benign.

And everything is going to be fine.

And everything is going to be fine.

And everything is going to be fine.

And everything