#100possiblesongs 23: Trolls

“I sexually identify as an attack helicopter!

I sexually identify as thin!

I sexually identify as a right tosser

With smug little shit eating grin.”

“What if I wanted to transition to a dolphin?

What if I want to be a cat?”

What if you tried to be a decent human being

What if you transition into that?

“I don’t understand why you think you’re a woman”

“I just don’t get why you’d want to be a man.”

Well maybe it’s because I’m a self aware human

And you can’t see inside my head

And I can.

“I’m not being rude, and I’m not being funny

But I just don’t think what you are is real.”

Is this you being polite? Are you serious? Honey:

Let me call you a nothing and let’s see how you feel.

“There are men, there are women, there are some who transition,

But there’s only two genders, it’s binary”

Oh wow, I’m so honoured you have changed your position

On trans women and men, just to shit on me!

You don’t really know very much about gender

You don’t really care what you see on your screen

So why should I listen to you? Your agenda

Isn’t building bridges, it’s just being mean.