#SonnetsFromTheTortureDays 3: Hand Washing Etiquette

The current situation now demands

We do the following, to reduce harm.

Take soap and water, put them on your hands,

Then rub them both together, palm to palm

The backs of your hands, now require your care

So rub them both, then intertwine your fingers

Then squeeze each one, make sure no virus dares

Upon your pristine digits yet to linger.

Now rub your palms, just use your fingertips.

You’re almost done! Your hands are nice and clean!

Hold them beneath the tap, to catch the drips

And not a speck of dirt can now be seen.

Now dry on paper towels. You’re doing great!

And lastly, don’t forget to smash the state!

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