The new coronavirus treatment: bleach!
Kills 99% of all known germs!
It reaches parts that others cannot reach!
It could be great, the president confirms!
If disinfecting surfaces can free
Them of Covid-19, then only think
What it can kill, taken internally!
So hold your nose, and pray to Trump, and drink!
It won’t be pleasant. That just shows it’s working!
The burning pain is all the proof you need
To know the deadly virus therein lurking
Will soon have nothing left on which to feed!
To try this remedy, I’m nothing loath:
This “kill or cure”‘s for sissies: why not both?
Tom Juniper Poetry 