#SonnetsFromTheTortureDays 61: Scrounger

I’m furloughed. And I don’t want to go back.
I have a job. But really I applied
For it in desperation, cause I lack
The skill to make the government decide

To help people like me. I find it tough
To interact, to concentrate. I find
That even working part time is enough
To cause me some distress. I wouldn’t mind

Staying at home, just working when I can.
And claiming benefits when it’s too much.
It’s not some greedy Machiavellian plan
To treat taxpayers like an easy touch.

But Covid has bestowed something I thought
I had no chance of: government support.

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