(for reference: https://voxpoliticalonline.com/2020/05/16/if-eton-isnt-reopening-until-at-least-september-why-the-hurry-to-bring-back-state-schools/)
The beaks have had to send us fellows home
Because some oikish virus came along.
We thought that we’d be safe enough to roam
Around our dear old college. We were wrong.
One day we’ll be the leaders of this land.
So we’re not going back until September.
You plebs go back in June. You understand:
You’re simply not as valuable, remember?
By August, boffins probably will know,
By your death rates, if it is safe for us.
Think “Dulce et decorum est” and pro
Your country mori. Do not make a fuss.
So Floreat Etona! We’ve no guilt
For us to thrive, some weeds will have to wilt.
Tom Juniper Poetry 