Stay home. Stay safe. Unless you are the man
Who’s telling Boris Johnson what to do.
I am exempt. I’m different. And I can
Do what I want. Because I am not you.
The public have a duty, but I knew
That I was not the public. I could go
Just where I liked in lockdown! And it’s true:
I did! Because, in fact, really, deep down, I know
It’s better for my party if I show
A little indiscretion now and then.
That way, they’ll be disracted and not no-
-tice Boris fuck this country up. Again.
I’m such a scamp! So why not point and jeer?
Ignore the leadership! Look over here!
Tom Juniper Poetry 