We’re launching it! It’s time to track and trace!
I think the roll-out’s going rather well!
We’re being seen to act, and saving face
(PR has, lately, been a living hell.)
The login doesn’t work? Well, chin up, chaps!
I’m sure the boffins will soon sort it out!
We always have to get used to new apps
It’s for the country’s best, we have no doubt.
We’re not storing your data. Do not fret!
We’re trustable. There is no need to fear!
Clap for the NHS, and don’t forget
When we release the app, to just sign here:
And do your duty, sooner, and not later.
You can, of course, trust us with all your data
Tom Juniper Poetry 