We have the highest Covid-19 rates
In Europe. And we’re easing lockdown. Fine…
No, that makes total sense. Why would we wait?
Wow. As a nation, it’s our time to shine.
Our government’s been great, I really must
Admit. Such clear advice, so well thought out.
Such good examples to the rest of us
As well! And if we were in any doubt,
Just look! They’ve all gone back to work today!
We knew they’d know exactly what to do:
Hold votes online? Like foreigners? No way.
There’s nothing quite as British as a queue!
#MoggConga? I think this is where I break.
For fuck’s – and really, I must stress this – sake!
Tom Juniper Poetry 