I’ve found myself agreeing with Piers Morgan
In recent weeks. I never thought I’d see
The day. And with that famous left wing organ
The Daily Mail. What’s happening to me?
But all this is as nought. I feel light headed
This new development is just not on!
The day has come I never knew I dreaded:
I’ve just agreed with Rev. Pat Robertson.
As if this virus wasn’t terrifying
Enough, reality has crashed as well.
A flock of Gloucester Old Spots just went flying
Right past my window. There is snow in hell.
You know what’s really filling me with fear?
We’re only half way through the fucking year.
Tom Juniper Poetry 