Listen, I’m just upset, ok? Not gonna lie.
Can’t a woman sit up here and have a good cry?
I mean, Jesus, who am I supposed to be harming?
I’m sorry you find my distress so alarming!
I’ll try to be quieter, but “Howling and screeching”?
I got a bit teary, but you’re… kinda reaching.
Look, sometimes I just really get in my feelings:
You’re under a curse, and you’re not even dealing!
And no, I’m not sad! This is simply frustration:
You know, correlation’s not always causation!
But still, on the day that your doom comes upon you
You’ll swear it’s the banshee that brought it all on you!
Tom Juniper Poetry 