I wanted to write a poem about a ghoul, so I did some research. Turns out, in some Arabic folktales, ghuls are actually female shapeshifters that lure men into their homes to eat them. (Umm Ghula means “Mother Ghoul”.)
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Can transform themselves
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Tom Juniper Poetry 