Charlie wanted a poem about “Spiderman Bag”
This confused me, I won’t lie.
I’ve got a Spiderman bag!
A Spiderman bag?
Yes, a Spiderman bag!
Wow, a Spiderman bag!
So is that a bag of spiders, carried by a man
(Spider Man-bag!)
Or a bag a spider carries, in the shape of a man?
(Spider (Man) bag!)
Or a bag that literally contains Spiderman?
(Spiderman (in) bag!)
Or a bag full of men, a sac if you will, that a spider has spun to contain its human prey?
(Spider’s man bag!)
No.
It’s just a bag.
With a picture of Spiderman on it.
(Spiderman bag!)
Oh.
Well that’s a letdown.
There were so many possibilities.
Cool bag, though.
Tom Juniper Poetry 