The News In Poetry Day 53: Credit Check-Out

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22417334

You don’t want to borrow trouble
After all you’re paying double
But the kids need clothes and dinner
And you know they’re getting thinner.
There’s a breakfast club to go to
But the mummy clique all know who
Needs the help, and start to chatter
In the playground, these things matter.
Then there’s food banks, you’ll confess that
Soon you might become that desperate.
In the papers, they say scroungers
Are just layabouts and loungers.
But the bills just keep on mounting
One more purchase, cos, who’s counting
Now? You’ve used up so much lending
Might as well just keep on spending
It’s a monster, and you’ve fed it
Life is hard on easy credit.

The News In Poetry Day 52: Unrest

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22413301.

Men marched and shouted slogans, dressed in black
Told stories of the greedy, grasping Jew.
Spread lies and fear, inciting an attack
On all that’s different. This is nothing new.

The Roma people know this all too well
By hard-right cant they’ve been intimidated
And driven out, their lives a living hell.
The pattern could have been anticipated:

When times are hard, we seek someone to blame
Hard times create divisions among races.
And every time it happens, it’s the same.
We tread on those with boot prints on their faces.

But, BBC, you really thought it best
To say of this that there was “no unrest”?

The News In Poetry Day 51: You Kip

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22382098

Close your eyes for a while
And sleep soundly, my dear
You must be quite tired
From your anger and fear

The financial crisis:
And mass immigration
You’re right to be worried.
We see your frustration

But we don’t like to see you
Like this: we implore you
Close your eyes, and let us
Do your worrying for you.

We’ll watch over you
Against foes we’ll stand guard
It’ll all be all right…
Just stop thinking so hard!

The News In Poetry Day 50: Private Tuition

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/families/article3753921.ece

School’s where you learn that your teachers are stressed
And that all that’s important is passing a test,
That poems and stories were written for you
To write essays about and display your IQ.

The yard’s where you learn where you fit in the pack.
What clique you belong to, what cred you may lack.
Whose parents can pay for an iPad or scooter
Who goes home to watch telly and who has a tutor.

At home you’ll be learning that school’s not enough.
Want to go to the park with your posse? Well, tough.
You’ll sit and you’ll sweat at the living room table
Doing one to one Maths, just to prove you are able.

School’s where you learn that your class has got bigger,
Why’s teaching haphazard? Just look at the figures!
The rat race begins: so you’re not left behind,
Your parents are paying to hothouse your mind.

The News In Poetry Day 49: The Numbers

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22364891

Over 400 have been killed in Dhaka
Over 100 haven’t yet been found.
Around 2 point 5 thousand have been injured.
Because The Rana Plaza was unsound.

The rescuers still hunting for survivors
Are losing hope with each new passing day
But slowly this is slipping down the headlines:
These people are all brown and far away.

Three British soldiers killed this week in action
They gave their lives to fight the noble fight
Their names and faces are in all the headlines
How many people died who were not white?

A life’s a life, a death’s a death but somehow
There is a hierarchy of indignation
The value that we place upon each victim
Depends on place of birth and pigmentation.

The News In Poetry Day 48: Guantanamo? No!

http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/30/obama-guantanamo-hunger-strike-worsens

You sang your songs to the people
Because you knew it would bring them
You made a pledge to the people
Did it really mean a thing, then?
And though we know you’ve had troubles,
It’s time for us all to sing them.

Guantanamo? No
Obama, Guantanamo? No
Guantanamo? No!
Obama , Guantanamo? No!

Please don’t abandon the people
Who are still waiting for freedom
Please keep your pledge to the people
There will be no need to flee them
They have been cleared of their charges
Their families long to see them.

Don’t be afraid of the people
Who call you names and accuse you
Don’t let their hatred of people
Who are not like them confuse you.
There is no point in appeasing
The ones who live to abuse you !

Guantanamo? No
Obama, Guantanamo? No
Guantanamo? No!
Obama , Guantanamo? No!

So close the camp, close the prison
Do what is right for your nation
Yeah, close the camp, close the prison
Just take a stand. Do the right thing,
And there will be celebration!

Guantanamo? No
Obama, Guantanamo? No
Guantanamo? No!
Obama , Guantanamo? No!

The News In Poetry Day 47: Practical Parenting

http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/29/indian-boy-ferrari-joyride-father

Your child is old enough to find out how he was created.

Your child is old enough to know not everybody’s straight.

He’s old enough to learn that everyone of us is fated

To die one day. He’s old enough to know that life is great.

He’s old enough to make his own decisions on religion.

He’s old enough to understand how awesome people are.

But he should be playing tag, or watching breakfast television.

He’s nine. He isn’t old enough to drive a fucking car.

The News In Poetry Day 46: Ed Balls

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ed-balls-braced-become-talk-1856322

Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls?
Ed Balls Ed Balls, Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls.
Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls,
Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls.

Ed Balls, Ed Balls Ed Balls, Ed Balls, Ed Balls:
Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls,
Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls
Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls.

Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls… Ed Balls Ed Balls
Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls
Ed Balls: Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls:
Ed Balls, Ed Balls Ed Balls, Ed Balls Ed Balls !

Ed Balls? Ed Balls! Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls –
Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls Ed Balls.

The News In Poetry Day 45: Buzz

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-22320275

They’ve built a beehive out in Waddington.
Inside, the workers store intelligence
In endless files, inside the honeycomb.
And drones fly out, in service of the Queen.

And far away, a mother tells her child
“Don’t cry, do not be frightened, my habibti;
The buzzing that we hear above our heads .
Is only drones, so don’t be scared, my darling:
They will not sting, Insha’Allah, not today.”

The News In Poetry Day 44: Sex Miseducation

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/10019617/School-pupils-should-be-taught-not-all-porn-is-bad-advise-experts.html

Teachers saying porn is good?
“Should you watch it? Yes you should!”
Academic institutions
Grooming kids for prostitution!

Expert sexperts back again!
Teaching kids as young as ten
How to search for dirty vids!
Somebody think of the kids!

Do not read this new resource!
Is it evil? Yes of course!
Dangerous and lewd as well!
Have we read it? Have we hell!

All our kids are sweet and pure!
THEY don’t look at porn, we’re sure!
Filth like this they’ve never seen!
(Sexpot starlet: page 15)