The News In Poetry Day 28: Directions For A Homeopathic NHS

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9982234/Homeopathy-on-the-NHS-is-mad-says-outgoing-scientific-adviser.html

Take a microscopic amount of funding.
Dilute in gallons of bureaucracy.
Shake up pointlessly for months on end.
Expect miracles.