The News In Poetry Day 61: Meant For Someone Else, But Not For Me

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2323907/Justin-Biebers-concert-takings-STOLEN-South-Africa-star-falls-victim-Ocean-s-Eleven-style-heist.html

Dig.
Dig,
Dig,
Dig,
Dig,
Dig,
Dig,
Dig,
Dig.
Digdigdig.
Dig.
Dig…
Clunk.

…NOW I’m a Belieber.