On the occasion of a fly landing in Donald Trump’s hair (After Robert Burns’ “To A Louse”)
Where are you going, crawling fellow? You seem quite tranquil, even mellow
Although your host doth blast and bellow
With bile and hate
You wonder through the field of yellow
Upon his pate
This ugly, creeping, bastard conner.
Detested, shunned by saint and sinner
How how dare he try to thus dishonour
His country’s name?
Go somewhere else and seek your dinner
Don’t feed on shame.
Oh! in some stinking pile of shit
There you may rest, and wait a bit
With all your kindred, little twit
In shoals and nations;
Where spray nor swat can e’er unseat
Your conversations.
Now you stay there, you’re in plain sight,
Above those eyeballs , small and tight;
Now, look at this! You won’t feel right,
Until you’re there
The very topmost, towering height
Of Donald’s hair.
My god! You boldly try to clamber
Trapped in that nest as though in amber
If only you could put a damper
Upon their fandom
Of this vile Grand Old Party member.
Oh how he scammed ’em!
I would not be surprised to spy
You on a plate of food laid by,
For weeks and smelling pretty high
Just feasting on it;
But on this politician, fie!
He’ll make you vomit!
O Donald, still you rant and bawl,
Of how you’re gonna build that wall
And you have no idea at all
About your guest
You’d kill it quick and let it fall:
It’s for the best.
When Bernie Sanders’ voice was heard
He even charmed a little bird
And, Donald, though it seems absurd
It makes me think:
A crawling blowfly to have lured…
How you must stink!
This is brilliant!
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