#SonnetsFromTheTortureDays 46: Applying For A Covid-19 Test Online

Are you essential workforce? NHS
Or similar? Right, have you got a cough
And temperature? If you have answered yes
Then click the link below. If not, log off.

If you know that you’ve been exposed, well, tough.
I am afraid you do not qualify
Today. No matter if you’re feeling rough.
No cough, no test for you. And please don’t lie.

If you are really ill, it’s time to try
And book your test. Of course, you’ll need your car.
Feverish, coughing, trying not to cry
Our testing centres are not all that far.

Too ill? Don’t drive? Click here to test at home.
(Error. Link dead. Good luck, you’re on your own.)